Prince Harry – The Proud Defender
Yesterday’s news (in some papers) was that Prince Harry is heading for Iraq, and today’s news is that he isn’t! (They sure know how to sell papers!)
It is far too dangerous, the Army says, after the Chief of the General Staff made a ‘secret visit’ to southern Iraq last week.
He had been told that there are ‘special threaths which relate directly to Prince Harry as an individual…’
Well, any kid could have told them that – without ’secret visit’ to Basra! To have the stuffed head of Prince Harry as a trophy on the wall must be a wet dream for all those peace-loving Islamic terrorists who eventually will inherit the sandpit after the British withdrawal…
So I guess that Prince Harry’s new assignment will once again be to defend the frontline at some posh nightspot in London!
He’ll be pissed, I’m sure!
Cheers, mate!
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“To have the stuffed head of Prince Harry as a trophy on the wall must be a wet dream for all those peace-loving Islamic terrorists ”
Nevermind them! I want one! Such a trophy would be the perfect conversation piece at my next dinner party. I can see it now…. Oh that? … It’s a just a little thing I picked up in duty-free on a stop-over in Baghdad….