The price for sex and marriage
The papers report that Paul McCartney and Heather Mills finally have reached a divorce settlement, after months of fighting and some nasty blows delivered by Heather to Paul through the grateful media.
The bill amounts to £7 million, and it’s a new record in the U.K!
£7 million for a marriage one month short of four years – that’s just under £5,000 per day! Talk about over-priced cunt! (I leave it to you to calculate the hourly rate!)
It amazes me that wealthy men still fall for it – it happens all the time, it seems! Why do they keep marrying those gold-diggers? Most of them can’t even be said to be remotely attractive!
I’m not complaining about Heather Mills’ background as a soft-porn star and call girl – even if I think that it was unfair to conceal it for Paul… In a society of hypocrites it’s bound to cause a lot of snigger!

I used to know a wealthy American whose hobby was to marry other men’s wives. Apparently he got a kick out of having them leave their husbands for him, and somehow he managed to overlook the reason for his attractiveness…
He was a very stingy man, and the wives usually didn’t stay very long! And he was consequently tied up in divorce proceedings – and courting! – at all times.
His first and third divorces went well for him – and he became something of an amateur expert on divorce law. But the problem that haunted him was the second divorce – because his second wife filed for divorce in her home state, which has different laws…
To cut a very long story short: twenty years after her death he was convicted of hiring a hit-man to have her killed. He is currently serving a life sentence without eligibility for parole.
